If This Grumpy Cat Could Talk…

Literature’s grumpiest quotes meet Tardar Sauce, the world’s grumpiest cat.

—Noël Coward

—Edgar Allen Poe

—Jane Austen

—A. N. Wilson

—Friederich Nietzche

–George Orwell, 1984

What other grumpy quotes could we make Tardar Sauce say?

Let’s get catankerous, people.