The most common things left behind in hotel rooms are chargers, “intimate” items, and books. Every year, Travelodge releases a list of those unfortunate tomes, and here is this year’s top ten, and for your snarky pleasure, comments from Amazon readers.
Topping the list, to the surprise of literally no one who has ever seen the internet, we have the third in the inexplicably best-selling Fifty Shades series. (So many unanswered questions from the first two, I know…. ).
Review: Be under no illusions Dear Readers, this book is terribly written. It makes Twilight look like Anna Karenina and that is saying a lot since it started as Twilight fan-fiction (if that isn’t enough to put you off then you cannot be saved, good luck to you). I’ve read stories by 5th Graders with more character development and narrative drive than this.
Review: Bare to You is as close to Fifty Shades of Grey as a book can get and not be called Fifty Shades of Grey.
Review: Poorly written dialogue & sex scenery* make this book very boring.
(*Sex scenery? What is that, exactly?)
Sometimes the opening sentence of a novel comes down on you like the safety bar on a roller coaster. That first line locks you in; you tingle with excitement, anticipating the ride that is to come. Here are ten of the most engaging lines that begin works of fiction, some classics, some new, some you may never have heard of, but all captivating:
1. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. —Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
2. Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. —Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina
3. It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. —George Orwell, 1984
4. “To start with, look at all the books.” Jeffrey Eugenides, The Marriage Plot
5. “They met at the museum to end it.” – Johnathan Lethem, You Don’t Love Me Yet
6. “Ours is essentially a tragic age, so we refuse to take it tragically.” D.H. Lawrence, Lady Chatterley’s Lover
7. “I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday.” John Scalzi, Old Man’s War
8. “It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted the Rosenbergs, and I didn’t know what I was doing in New York. – Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar
9. “She was so deeply imbedded in my consciousness that for the first year of school I seem to have believed that each of my teachers was my mother in disguise.” Philip Roth, Portnoy’s Complaint
10. “There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it.” C.S. Lewis, Voyage of the Dawn Treader
*Note: Post title is from Kurt Vonnegut’s classic, Slaughterhouse-Five